LIST FEVER!

Recently Appointed US Ambassador to the UN, John Bolton

Too much relevance and coherence and interestingnessity on HPBL lately. Mitigative measures required. E! TV and USA Today knows what a good idea would be. After all, it's SWEEPS WEEK. They know that a smart technique would be lists. So here are lists.

Grocery Items I Bought Tonight

• apples
• mangoes
• bok choy
• a white onion
• mushrooms
• smoked turkey sausage
• pork chorizo
• imitation crabmeat
• pulparindo
• mexican ice cream bars
• dole spring mix salad bags (3)
• corn tostada shells
• donuts
• frozen vegetable lasagna
• 2% milk
• frosted mini-wheats
• canned black olives
• pepperocinis
• orange juice
• 12 pack milwaukee-style beer
• small bag wasabi funyons (wasabi funyons!)

Names of The Two Felt Chicks and Small Plastic Frog and Plastic Octopus That Sit Atop My Bookcase

• Butter
• Rainbow
• Leopold
• Uno

Celebrities and/or Fictional Characters Recent Appointed US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton Kinda Looks Like

• Fred Goldman
• Rollie Fingers
• Ron Burgundy
• Bernie