YOU'RE NOT REALLY A COAL MINER

Antique Creek Chub fishing lure.

Insults for Will Oldham, from I Love Music.

"More like Bonnie 'Princess' Billie!"
"Look, everyone, the Continental Fop!"
"I liked one of your albums, though, for reals: Ease On Down the Choad."
Pale-Ass Brothers!
There Is No One What Will LISTEN to you!
I See A DORKness.
I see the Darkness and they're miles in front of me in musical ability and songwriting form
"you will miss my cash when I burn copies of your CD instead of buying them!"
Hey Will Oldham, you smell like OLD HAM!
poor mumbling dumdum. you should be eating oatmeal in the woods
sometimes you fuck the mountain, sometimes the mountain fucks you.
Way to sing, no-hair.
Hey, sweet trucker cap, ponch.
you wish you were a cinematographer
Agnes is the Queen of Sorrow because she had to listen to one of your fucking records, huh?
EVERYONE has loved your sister Lisa most of all.
You're not really a coal miner!
Oh, the Joya pressing stop when one of your songs comes on.
Hey Will! The Civil War called. Yeah, they want their visual meme back.