Friday, June 10, 2005

YOU'RE NOT REALLY A COAL MINER


Antique Creek Chub fishing lure.

Insults for Will Oldham, from I Love Music.

"More like Bonnie 'Princess' Billie!"
"Look, everyone, the Continental Fop!"
"I liked one of your albums, though, for reals: Ease On Down the Choad."
Pale-Ass Brothers!
There Is No One What Will LISTEN to you!
I See A DORKness.
I see the Darkness and they're miles in front of me in musical ability and songwriting form
"you will miss my cash when I burn copies of your CD instead of buying them!"
Hey Will Oldham, you smell like OLD HAM!
poor mumbling dumdum. you should be eating oatmeal in the woods
sometimes you fuck the mountain, sometimes the mountain fucks you.
Way to sing, no-hair.
Hey, sweet trucker cap, ponch.
you wish you were a cinematographer
Agnes is the Queen of Sorrow because she had to listen to one of your fucking records, huh?
EVERYONE has loved your sister Lisa most of all.
You're not really a coal miner!
Oh, the Joya pressing stop when one of your songs comes on.
Hey Will! The Civil War called. Yeah, they want their visual meme back.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Shark said...

Plus, Oldham was shitty in Lone Star.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous brian said...

'gulf shores' is beautiful on greatest palace. but yeah, will oldham's catalogue is riddled with quality

7:04 PM  
Blogger ms. cool said...

OMG NOT FUNNY

2:04 PM  
Blogger Karl said...

it only had the ILLUSION of not being funny because it had been left up there so long

4:21 PM  
Blogger Quit Smoking said...

Hello fellow fisherman,

Did you know that 16% of the U.S. population goes fishing at least 16 days a year?

Did you also know that over 75% of the nations fishermen do not fish during "prime time"; fish feeding hours?

Those precious few moments before twilight can be absolutely magical. Even up until 11pm at night, the largest predators of any species feed ravenously.

Don't believe me? Check out Daniel Eggertsen's story, and a picture of a couple of his catches here : "Evening Secrets plus more"

I want you to do me a favor and try it out so I can see what you think of it, and if it works for you as well as it did for me.

You will be one of the first to try it out.

Gone Fishin',

Neil

7:30 PM  

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